With my Mommy and Aunt Heather out of town for two days seeing "So You Think You Can Dance" in St. Louis (Dad says it's for pantywaists), my Dad asserted control and taught me how to @%*! BE A MAN!
The training included................
BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eating with my mouth open and messy...........and no baths!
Pimpin'.........Stylin'..........Profilin'.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masculine sports like football..........and karate (boot to the head, punk, if you get near my animal crackers)!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................This is all man, now..........the Triple B...........the Little Sexy..........learn to love it!
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3 comments:
This post is hilarious! Glad to know Jack is a real Southern M-A-N and not a metrosexual baby!
Is Jack speaking in grunts now?
Is Jack speaking in grunts now?
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